Wiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!

I don’t really have anything new or creative to say about this video game system that hasn’t already been said, but I don’t care because IT IS SO FREAKING FUN. and my friends are WAY cooler than your friends because they totally let me come over and play with their wii!!! (which, now that i write this sounds kind of dirty, but it isn’t at all).

It’s like nintendo on meth. you get to hold the controller and move it around and it magically knows that you, say, hit a baseball, threw a bowling ball or even put grandma’s dentures in (really, that was one of the games). And I got to box. which was fun because I totally beat a boy. and when I say “box” I mean he and i got up and threw some punches at each other, and I totally got more punches in than him and i totally won.

and, my friends also are cooler than your friends because they made sushi. that’s right. in oshkosh, wisconsin i ate sushi. and all you people out there saying “WAIT YOU’RE A VEGETARIAN!” don’t you fret, because my friends are SO cool that they made vegetarian sushi. and i was freaking scared to eat it (mostly because it was wrapped in seaweed) — but it was actually (kind of) good. don’t get me wrong, I washed everything down with a nice american coke-a-cola so I didn’t feel too cultured, but overall it was some good eats.  

In conclusion, if you want me to be your friend all you have to do is let me play with your Wii and make me sushi (I think that sounds pretty low maintenance if i do say so myself).    

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apparently some people are playing football this weekend

So, don’t get me wrong, I love myself some football. but it seems like I won’t be going to any Super Bowl parties Sunday. and it has nothing to do with the fact that I’m too lame to have any friends (which I am). It’s because the WHOLE state of Wisconsin still is in mourning over that horrible, sad, awful, embarrassing unexpected defeat a few weeks back. And I don’t think ANYONE in America’s Dairyland is going to be holding any sort of Super Bowl party. at. all. 

it’s not because THEY don’t love themselves some football (they do). it’s because even when those big tough packer’s fans claimed they weren’t sad and they were just HUNGOVER they were lying and everyone here is just plain working through the seven stages of grief.

I mean, for goodness sake, I’m a bears fan, and i was a little sad. (what? if you don’t live here, you can’t understand). 

Plus, there was the whole thing about how the newspaper I write for (in Wisconsin) was all set to have “all Packer coverage, all the time!!” and some of those articles were going to be written by me and i had to come up with ALL NEW IDEAS for the last two weeks. I mean don’t get me wrong, the good people of Wisconsin media still found ways to update the state on Packer’s news. (yes, the above linked article is about how the Packer’s home-field advantage relates to global warming). but it just wasn’t the same. 

I’ll probably turn on the game (becuase as i mentioned, I’m too lame to have friends and i therefore have nothing better to do) but I’ll just be watching the commercials* in protest of the packer’s loss. so don’t be all asking me for my opinions on the different plays monday, because I won’t be watching them.

*although i do kind of hope eli manning fumbles. a lot. stupid jerk.   

 UPDATE: I lied. I totally watched the actual game. and although I hate manning, I hate the patriots even more (they’re cheaters, from what i understand). I’m really excited they won. 🙂

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bet you forgot it was Groundhog Day

This holiday, for some reason, seemed WAY more important to me and the world when i was in elementary school.

I know, i know, i SAID i wouldn’t write about the weather any more. but PEOPLE, come on! not only did this stupid groundhog see his stupid shadow (which according to my second grade teacher Mrs. Finn means SIX MORE WEEKS!!! of winter) but it is OF COURSE snowing here. again.  I’ve officially decided to blame Punxsutaweny Phil for that crap — i have to put my anger SOMEWHERE and I can’t very well beat up the snow.

In conclusion: ground hogs have offiically made my sh*t list. those bastards. so don’t be expecting any Happy Groundhog Day greeting cards from me.

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