So although the people from Furniture Row had to give me a two-hour time window for when they’d be calling to give me a two-hour time window for the ETA of my BRAND. NEW. COUCH. — I’m not disillusioned.
I’m really excited about the couch! (yay).
According to the man from Furniture Row (who did not think i was funny. (whatever.)) I should be getting it any time between 10 a.m and 12 p.m. tomorrow. expect to find me sitting on it for the next 3 weeks (ish). eating vegan chocolate. watching reality tv. what can i say? that’s just how i roll. (sit).
I’ve been a writing a crapload of stuff for work lately and all those coherent articles have made it hard for me to post anything long. so instead of a regular post, tonight you’ll be getting a list of random thoughts. enjoy:
*I finally got my freaking Wisconsin Driver’s license. and it’s pink. so that almost makes up for the fact that my face is the size of a cannon ball in the mug shot.
*anyone who isn’t an organ donor is a stupidhead. and i wouldn’t want their organs anyway.
*i really am happy it’s finally freaking nice outside.
*i’m still a vegan and i’ve lost weight. like 10 pounds. (true story).
*i’m pretty excited that the woman at Festival Foods said she’d order the vegan mac’n cheese in a box if i told her the brand name.
*i wish i made more money. and i’m not talking gobs of cash, i just wish i made enough to pay ALL my bills EVERY month. (is that even a real thing for other people?)
*i kind of miss mozzarella.
*my couch is coming FRIDAY! and I plan to have people over next week for a viewing. it’s expected to be fun times. Also, I’m pretty happy that i won’t have to sit on the floor to put my shoes on anymore. I think that officially makes me a grown-up.
*as for dating: I’m not sure what i’m looking for, i just know that i haven’t found it yet.
*Johnny Depp is coming to oshkosh (where i live) like next week. I’m thinking he’ll want to marry me because I’m awesome.
*i wish i had a dresser.
*my kitchen light is out and i have NO idea how to replace it, so i cook in romantic lightening every night — even though im so very single.
*I’m pretty sure Wisconsin is going to go all the way in that bracket thingy i’m doing. “how sure?” you ask. sure enough to bet $5 george washington’s on it, that’s how sure.
*blogs are fun. every girl should own one.
i went to one of my favorite restaurants today (beware, it’s a little white-trashy). (cough) Denny’s. (cough)
mainly it was because if i eat any more mexican food im going to cry and i know they have boca burgers there. and like a good little vegan i ordered one. without cheese. and requested that they not butter on anything. and i DID have coke, but other than that and the high fructose corn syrup in the ketchup i was pretty healthy.
but now i feel like crap. so im thinking the waitress didn’t take me seriously when i said “NO BUTTER.”
my stomach is doing flip-flops. the only possible explanation is that there WAS butter on the bun. or chesse. or eggs. im not sure. but i hate that restaurant now.
and ever since i’ve become a vegan i don’t want to eat out anywhere. at all. even if the restaurant was called Veganrestaurant i wouldn’t want to eat there because the chefs would probably put cheese on things and then exclaim “oh! cheese isn’t vegan?!” and then i would feel like crap 20 minutes after the meal.
and no. it’s not in my head. this is a real problem.
the only thing is, eating out is so d*mn social in this country.
so… i challenge you readers: tell me things i can do with people that don’t involve food, but do involve talking (see how i just disqualified movies) and getting out of the house. please. my social life depends on it.