in plane view

back in the day (second grade, circa. 1989) i got one of my first experiences with a “group” project.

five of us seven-year-olds had to get together and figure out different vocabulary words on a ditto (real word. look it up).

me, being awesome, thought this would be fun times because i always knew all the answers. (what can i say? i was awesome at school.) 

and then, there was the infamous dispute.

we had to figure out what the word plain meant. and i said ‘an open section of land’ (or something like that). but the other kids in my stupid group said ‘no! duh, it’s a flying aircraft!’ (or something like that) and i was all trying to explain to them that there were TWO words that sounded the same but meant different things.

alas, the other four kids out voted me.

and we got the stupid question wrong. im thinking they’re all losers living in trailer parks now as a result.

the part of this story that really p*ssed me off though was that my teacher had overheard the conversation and after we handed in our sheets (WRONG answer and all) she whispered to me that i was right. umm, lady?! was there a reason you didn’t feel the need to teach the group a vocabulary lesson and say something when it actually MATTERED? is it because you’re stupid? probably.

i have spent every day since then hating group projects. i have also spent every day since then hoping i was on the right side of such arguments. hoping that i make the right choice whether it’s the popular one or not.  

my point is, just because a majority of people think a certain way, that doesn’t mean it’s the right way. even IF they use the word ‘duh’ to make their points. (especially, if they use the word ‘duh’ to make their points.)

also, my other point is that i’ve obviously been awesome since at LEAST 1989. 

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i don’t think this makes me a bad person

ummm, i have a confession to make.

i haven’t done my taxes yet.

mostly I’m scared that I’ll have to pay $3 million (ish) to get them done because aside from my federal taxes, like four states are involved. (for those who don’t know, i lived in iowa, south dakota and wisconsin in 2008 and also lived in illinois while working in iowa).

my secret plan was to do an article for my paper about places to get taxes done free and then get my taxes done free and one of the places.

but i had a mistake about capital gains in the article and there was a ‘thing’ with the woman at the free tax center where she didn’t want to give me her name for the interview and i had to be kind of condesending to her (note: hey dorks, if you want a reporter to ever USE anything you give them, you have to give them you’re stupid name. dorks.).

i refuse to pay a private citizen to do ANYthing required of me by the government, so NO! I won’t be going to handrblock or jacksonhewitt or even janedoeaccounting.

this has all resulted in me not getting my taxes done.

my new plan is to suck it up and call the free tax center. and disguise my voice. and go by my middle name.

im thinking the lady probably forgot me anyway so it shouldn’t be a big deal. right?

UPDATE: umm, i think i just did my taxes with turbo tax online. except they told me to print something and i don’t have a printer, so that might be a problem later….

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i don’t think this makes me a bad person

ummm, i have a confession to make.

i haven’t done my taxes yet.

mostly I’m scared that I’ll have to pay $3 million (ish) to get them done because aside from my federal taxes, like four states are involved. (for those who don’t know, i lived in iowa, south dakota and wisconsin in 2008 and also lived in illinois while working in iowa).

my secret plan was to do an article for my paper about places to get taxes done free and then get my taxes done free and one of the places.

but i had a mistake about capital gains in the article and there was a ‘thing’ with the woman at the free tax center where she didn’t want to give me her name for the interview and i had to be kind of condesending to her (note: hey dorks, if you want a reporter to ever USE anything you give them, you have to give them you’re stupid name. dorks.).

i refuse to pay a private citizen to do ANYthing required of me by the government, so NO! I won’t be going to handrblock or jacksonhewitt or even janedoeaccounting.

this has all resulted in me not getting my taxes done.

my new plan is to suck it up and call the free tax center. and disguise my voice. and go by my middle name.

im thinking the lady probably forgot me anyway so it shouldn’t be a big deal. right?

UPDATE: umm, i think i just did my taxes with turbo tax online. except they told me to print something and i don’t have a printer, so that might be a problem later….

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