sorry i’ve been away

so i can’t talk long, because im kinda, technically at work. monitoring the police scanner (like a crazy person) ….

I HAVE A D DAVID…. IM IN PURSUIT OF A SUSPECT …. NEGATIVE … WE HAVE A 911 CALL. A FOOTBALL PLAYER APPARENTLY HAD A BACK INJURY. IS BREATHING. AND CONSCIOUS. … WE HAVE A 10/10. TEN TEENAGERS BEATING UP ONE TEENAGER, APPARENTLY THEY HAVE A GOLF CLUB.

yes. that is EXACTLY what just came over the scanner.

true story.

anywho, just wanted to say hi. and that im sorry I haven’t blogged since saturday.

and also to tell you that i totally reached for the face wash on the bathroom counter this morning mid-shower and wiped out, somehow landing on my elbow.

ya. i feel in the shower.

and let me just say that tile is NOT a forgiving surface.

and since you mentioned it, don’t you think the material used in the shower SHOULD be a forgiving substance? I mean, it’s not a like a slippery shower is SAFE walking ground.

im just sayin. you’d think somebody would have invented a softer tub material by now.

also, have you ever hit that one centimeter on your elbow that vibrates into your whole body and then leaves you unable to rest your arm on anything for a day?

ya. me too.

i’ll blog more soon.

promise. ish.

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it’s a sneaky drink that jagerbomb.

WARNING: This post may not be suitable for those who think I’m perfect.

So what kind of evil genius said ‘oh, let me just go ahead and mix this alcohol (which relaxes me) with this here energy drink (which, as the name implies, gives me engery) and see what happens’?

seriously. WHO DID THIS?

and why did that REALLY cute guy last night have to go and buy me one?

huh?

does he WANT me to party like it’s 1999 for the WHOLE millennium?

because I could now.

i really could.

for those of you a few years behind the latest drinking trends (hi mom!) here’s a brief description (according to the infallible wikipedia)

The Jägerbomb, or occasionally Jagbomb is a cocktail combining one shot of Jägermeister dropped into a glass of an energy drink, usually Red Bull.[1][2] It is referred to as a “Jäger-Bull” in some English bars.

Jägerbomb – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

it’s crazy.

seriously.

(and kinda expnsive).

but it’s also FUN.

at this point, you might be all, ‘well, I’ve had rum and coke, and coke has caffeine, so it’s probably the same thing.’

ahh, young grasshopper, you’re so naive.

because THESE are more like meth mixed with tylenol pm.

with a soothing cherry flavor.

seriously.

that’s what they’re like.

and all im going to say about last night is that i did not get home until 5 a.m.

and i danced a lot.

go ahead and fill in the rest of the blanks for yourself if you’re in to that sort of thing.

and for the record: Im obviously over 21, so stop judging me.

stop it.

and hand me some water, will you. im super hung over. dehydrated.

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it’s a sneaky drink that jagerbomb.

WARNING: This post may not be suitable for those who think I’m perfect.

So what kind of evil genius said ‘oh, let me just go ahead and mix this alcohol (which relaxes me) with this here energy drink (which, as the name implies, gives me engery) and see what happens’?

seriously. WHO DID THIS?

and why did that REALLY cute guy last night have to go and buy me one?

huh?

does he WANT me to party like it’s 1999 for the WHOLE millennium?

because I could now.

i really could.

for those of you a few years behind the latest drinking trends (hi mom!) here’s a brief description (according to the infallible wikipedia)

The Jägerbomb, or occasionally Jagbomb is a cocktail combining one shot of Jägermeister dropped into a glass of an energy drink, usually Red Bull.[1][2] It is referred to as a “Jäger-Bull” in some English bars.

Jägerbomb – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

it’s crazy.

seriously.

(and kinda expnsive).

but it’s also FUN.

at this point, you might be all, ‘well, I’ve had rum and coke, and coke has caffeine, so it’s probably the same thing.’

ahh, young grasshopper, you’re so naive.

because THESE are more like meth mixed with tylenol pm.

with a soothing cherry flavor.

seriously.

that’s what they’re like.

and all im going to say about last night is that i did not get home until 5 a.m.

and i danced a lot.

go ahead and fill in the rest of the blanks for yourself if you’re in to that sort of thing.

and for the record: Im obviously over 21, so stop judging me.

stop it.

and hand me some water, will you. im super hung over. dehydrated.

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