funny (stupid) things boys have said to me

> while laying next to him, i said “I like laying next to you.” he said: i wish i could clone myself, so i could see why people like laying next to me. moral of the story? when a girl says ‘i like laying next to you’ just say, ‘i like laying next to you too.

> while (another) boy was looking at my french manicure: ‘your nails aren’t even painted.’ oh yes. i just have supa whie tips naturally.

UPDATE: This is my first sucessful use of the write now-post later technology (aka, the time machine). and it seems to have been a succcess. now i just have to fix my flux capacitor and i’ll be winning tomorrow’s lottery in no time.

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thoughts on my blog

1. I recently had business cards made for my blog. (so i don’t have to constantly spell the word burritos for people).  well, the lovely people i ordered them from were all ‘oh, let us give you some magnets for like $3.’ so i was all ‘cool.’ however, i have since been told people shouldn’t keep magnets near their computer because it could demagnetize it or something. in conclusion, if i give you a magnet, please do the smart thing: put it on your freaking fridge. and then tell everyone who asks about it that im awesome and then hand them my card.

2. (i think) i’ve figured out how to delay posts from appearing until a later date. if i am in fact smart enough to have figured this out, i will now write two or three posts when im at a computer and then time them to post daily. if im feeling really awesome and i figure out how to have a separate page for daily photos, i may do this for that as well and resurrect that lovely feature. however, that could take a little longer.

3. never. never. never. get a freaking godaddy account. don’t let those super bowl commercials they have every year sway you. the hosting service is THE slowest thing in the world. unfortunatley, i’ve committed to a d*mn year with them, so i’ll just have to be frustrated because im too cheap to pay someone else, when i’ve already paid for one.

4. santa didn’t bring me a laptop (although he did bring me season one of 30 rock, which im excited about, and a two-disk edition of the departed) so im going to try saving up for one again. i’ve decided that instead of asking people to buy me one, im going to be more practical about the whole thing. so, if you have a gently used laptop or computer and need someone to take it off your hands, im your girl. will pay money for said laptop or computer. to get in touch and hook me, look under the contact me secion of this blog and send me an e-mail.

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random thoughts

1. Yes, I’m aware that i totally used God’s (and his relation’s) name in vein about 46 times in the post “insane.” you know what? I’m a little peeved with the guy right now (see: let’s recap why my life sucks). plus, i NEED to take out my frustrations some-freaking-where and im fully aware that God will forgive me, whereas other people might not be so quick to get over it.

2.the dr. at the emergency room who i see every month or so (see: gall stones) is named hobnob (or something like that). and it’s funny. and even when i feel death coming, i still laugh when i see his name on the white marker board in the er room.

ha.

hob-nob.

i crack myself up.

3. im told to avoid dairy at least until i get my gall bladder out. still trying to figure out why exactly God hates me.

4. when i get really stressed out, my contacts get filmy for some reason, and as you may have read, i’ve been d*mn stressed out lately. as a result i now think everywhere is foggy. car, office, bathtub, etc.

5. when my sister and i drove into a ditch, the tow truck driver charged me $30 cash, but i think my roadside assistance should have covered it the whole thing. im pretty sure i got scammed.

6. i still really, really want a laptop, but recent crazy life-events have led me to drastically reduce my laptop savings fund. however, if anyone wants to buy me a lap top, i’d totally accept.

7. plans for my saturday include: sleeping, watching reailty tv, not eating dairy, and sleeping.

8. i no longer back-link to posts because my hosting service (look at me being all cool and using phrases such as “hosting services”) (look at me being all lame by using “such as” and not “like” — that’s the crazy journalist in me) takes FOREVER to do oh, anything. someday, when im rich and awesome and have a new laptop and an awesomer (apparently my crazy journalist side doesn’t mind awesomer though) hosting service i will back-link again.

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