Too personal for the internet.
jebus crist have i had a BAD week.
I know you probably want details, but unfortunatley anyone can read the interweb, so I can’t be too specific.
All I can say is that i feel like someone punched me in face. and then kicked me in the stomach. and then threw me in front of a car.
and that i’ve been crying for about 3.5 five nights straight.
and that journalism is a stressful business.
don’t get too freaked out. i still have a job and all.
im just not sure I want it.
you know those times when you make a mistake at work. and you start dating someone with baggage. and winter weather knocks on your door and you realize you’ll be cold for the next 8 months due to your low iron. and your roommate gives you the knowing eye when she learns you’re not perfect. and then you make another mistake at work. and then you realize that the world is financially ending. and you start wondering if you’ll ever get married. or have kids. or good credit. or long hair. and you take a bath only to realize they no longer relax you?
ya. me too.
on the plus side, i’m totally going to a real-life new kids on the block concert Saturday. I’m pretty sure they’ll be sheet sets for sale alongside the cassett tape stand.
so last weekend i was in a wedding and the bridesmaids got to wear these lovely halter top dresses.
except my boobs (is there a more tactful word i should be using here?) were not having it.
seriously people. they were POPPING out of the d*mn dress.
and the bride’s mom had to get all up in there to pin my bra to the sheer material. and when she was done, the nice southern woman said “don’t sneeze honey, or pins are going to come popping out.”
and i covered my chest with flowers in EVERY SINGLE PICTURE because I was this.close to coming undone and i didn’t want to risk it (see above).
and a number of guys at the wedding came up to me to tell me how great i looked. but no, they were not complimenting my eyes.
and some of the other bridesmaids said they were kinda jealous of my chest. but i know it was all lies. because who the heck would WISH for that kind of thing?
and while we’re on the subject, i swear to you people that my left boob (again, sounds weird) is bigger than my right. and i cannot find ANY bras that fit. and so the left side of all my bras always ends up breaking first.
this is a REAL problem people.
and many a good bra has been ruined by this.
im thinking of just switching to sports bras and calling it a day.