hot d*mn am I excited!
so, I asked the woman behind the counter at the local health-food store what her thoughts were on Tofurky today. She told me they had a roast in the freezer, but that’s all.
“hmm,” i said. “have you ever considered carrying the tofurky lunch meat?”
and just like that, she marked down the product code from her little book, and took my phone number.
that’s right folks. I shall soon be able to buy my precious tofurky without driving an HOUR away to the closest Whole Foods.
and by soon, i mean Wednesday – or at least that’s what I’m told.
the whole thing has made me seriously consider the possibility of going vegan again.
i mean for cripe’s sake, the store ALREADY carries vegenaise.