My name is Crystal.
I’m 39. I’m vegan. I have EDS and three cats.
I’m engaged to a guy I met a local Democratic organizing meeting in 2018. He’s perfect for me. We’ve both since shifted further left. Don’t ask me when the wedding is. We’re broke, ok? But he wakes me up with conversations about the latest political news, he rubs my feet as we fall asleep to the TV every night and he loves our cats more than I do. Also, he’s smart as f*ck. So it’s ok that we’re broke. Being broke is just one of the things about life.
I started this blog back in the day, way back when Taco Bell still sold seven-layer burritos. I haven’t posted in a few years, but I’m back now.
I probably shouldn’t be posting any of this on the internet, but I don’t have a full-time job anymore, and what’s the point of being underemployed if you can’t even express yourself?
I do freelance work, and if you want to hire me to write something or to offer me a book deal, email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.