dear cute boy i have a crush on,
hey, it’s me crystal. what’s up? not much going on here.
so umm, ya. i was just kinda wondering if you could please stop wearing that shirt that makes you look really good.
you know, that black one. the one that makes me giddy a bit when i see you in it.
that’d be great, because what with us not being realistic in any kinda way ever, it’d help if you didn’t look so freaking amazing every time i see you.
it seems to me that you have plenty of other perfectly nice shirts you could be wearing. like that blue one. or even the white one you wear sometimes.
just thought i’d run it past you.
thanks in advance,