i can’t even commit to a theme park.

Published: June 22, 2009 / Updated: June 22, 2009 Crystal humor, short

im going to six flags great america tomorrow.

WOOT! WOOT!

favorite place eva.

and they have a special where you can buy one ticket, get one free. but we have five people going. so the math is all screwed up, which leaves me as the odd (wo)man out.

and a ticket is like $55. but a season pass is only $70.

$15 extra dollars. that’s like three trips to taco bell. but im sitting here hemming and hawing because A SEASON PASS?!

a FULL SEASON?

that’s four months. longer than any relationship i’ve ever been in.

true story.

what is WRONG with me?

furthermore. just ten lines up i was telling you guys that it was my favorite place eva.

but then im like, ‘what if i don’t use it?’ and then im like, what if go again, and im all “crap. i should have just bought a freaking season pass?”

sigh.

see how hard it is to be me?

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some man candy. oh. wait. is that sexist? / Burn Notice rocks.

Published: June 7, 2009 / Updated: June 7, 2009 Crystal humor, short
i heart him
i heart him

my friend krista is always posting Twilight pictures on her blog, no. seriously. like all. the time. (see here, here, here, and here).

so i figured i’d rip off her idea this once. (hope she doesn’t mind!). except i have never even read the back cover of a Twilight novel, so instead we have this awesome man.

It’s Jeffrey Donovan as Michael Westen (courtesy of the USA Network publicity photos).

i love him. lots. and if you’re not watching the show Burn Notice on USA (which he happens to be the star of) you need to start watching it like, yesterday. and it’ll be super easy because USA runs the show like every other hour in between episodes of Law and Order Criminal Intent, the only other successful show on the network.

Donovan plays a spy. a super cute spy. and he’s always charming, and smart, and perfect. and he saves the day by doing things like swimming five miles in a pant suit or impersonating a newspaper reporter.

and the show isn’t half bad either.

i’ve twittered this before, but it seriously makes me want to move to Miami (where it takes place) and become a spy. my understanding of the situation is that they get to blow stuff up pretty carelessly, make lots of money and swim in the ocean all day.

think of the material i’d have for blog.

seriously.

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