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oh interweb, how i’ve missed thee

July 13, 2008 Crystal im cool, short

apparently just because i’ve recently been unplugged (do people still say that? what with wireless and all?), things are still happening in the world.

weird. i know.

for example, did you know that season five of project runway is being strangely guarded? the internet told me so right here. i didn’t even know there was a sesaon five.

wow.

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wait, there’s a dispute over who wrote the serenity prayer? i thought god wrote that.

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tony snow died?!

JEBUS!

he was so young. and i didn’t even know he was sick.

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oh no. the movie “wanted” apparently got bad reviews (one of which is found here.) what the crap? i SAW this movie and i didn’t even know it was bad. man. what would i DO without the internet?

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OMG! MADONNA IS CHEATING?! with A-ROD?! HOLY JESUS! I thought she was religious. it was my understanding that religious people don’t cheat.

wow. i don’t know about you, but MY world was just shattered.

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well i better get away from this interweb thing before i learn too much and i have to start ruling the world or something.

oh interweb, how i’ve missed thee

July 13, 2008 Crystal im cool, short

apparently just because i’ve recently been unplugged (do people still say that? what with wireless and all?), things are still happening in the world.

weird. i know.

for example, did you know that season five of project runway is being strangely guarded? the internet told me so right here. i didn’t even know there was a sesaon five.

wow.

****

wait, there’s a dispute over who wrote the serenity prayer? i thought god wrote that.

****

tony snow died?!

JEBUS!

he was so young. and i didn’t even know he was sick.

****

oh no. the movie “wanted” apparently got bad reviews (one of which is found here.) what the crap? i SAW this movie and i didn’t even know it was bad. man. what would i DO without the internet?

****

OMG! MADONNA IS CHEATING?! with A-ROD?! HOLY JESUS! I thought she was religious. it was my understanding that religious people don’t cheat.

wow. i don’t know about you, but MY world was just shattered.

****

well i better get away from this interweb thing before i learn too much and i have to start ruling the world or something.

excuse me ma’m, but this little girl needs to use the computer now

July 7, 2008 Crystal im cool, short

so i think i need to get my very own laptop.

with a wireless card.

because blogging at random places sucks.

I’m currently blogging at the Byron Public Library and the countdown clock at the top of the screen is driving me crazy.

great writers should not be expected to work under these conditions.

seriously.

did Hemingway have a “12-minutes-remaining” clock flash at HIM when he wrote “for whom the bell tolls”

does Steven Colbert work with a seven year old sitting next to him playing ‘bejeweled”?

did Nora Ephron have a big “TEN MINUTES REMAINING” announcement pop up when SHE wrote “when harry met sally”?”

no. no. and NO. (at least as far as i know.)

the only reason i don’t have my very own laptop (with a wireless card) is that i don’t make any actual money in my line of work.

in conclusion: if you’d like to give to the “help-crystal-get-a-laptop-so-she-can-blog-more” fund, just e-mail me at the information listed on the contact page of this site, and i’ll be sure to dedicate an upcoming post to you in honor of your donation.

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OMG, guess what! the library computer just asked if i wanted an additional 30 minutes! yippie! now i can check my e-mail too!!

sweet.