The following is an imaginary conversation, but you can feel free to mimic it whenever necessary:
Person A: Hey there, do you read “The only certainty is bad grammar?”
Person B: Of COURSE! That blog is so funny. AND, did you know the girl who writes it is 25?
Person A: Wow, 25? Really. That’s so cool.
Person A and B: Smile.
That’s right folks. I turned 25 yesterday.
supposedly my car insurance rates will go down soon as a result. YAY. (yes, i KNOW my recent car accident might interfere with that. why do you always have to crush my dreams. gawd.)
also, i can now say with absolute certainty that im “in my MID-twenties. exactly” before it was unclear whether i was in my early twenties or my mid-twenties. 24’s a tricky age. but don’t worry because 25 is CLEARLY MID-twenties.
First of all. THANK YOU to all the people who sent me a text message, or wrote on my facebook wall, or commented on my myspace page yesterday with the ever clever phrase ‘happy birthday’.
even you sarah kaplan (who I haven’t actually talked to since I was 13) way to remember my big day.
second of all, im going to go ahead and post a picture of me and my mom on my ACTUAL birthday, for those of you concerned that my appearance has changed dramatically since I turned 25.
i think i look pretty much the same. i mean YES, i would argue that i see a couple wrinkles, but other than that, i look pretty young. (and my mom doesn’t look to bad either, if i do say so myself.)