I’m 2,469 miles over due for an oil change.
My car mirror is being held on with packaging tape.
None of my clothes (bras) fit. I don’t even care that you think it’s annoying that the girl who lost weight is complaining about clothes not fitting because I’ll tell you what’s really annoying – MY CLOTHES NOT FITTING!
My blonde hair looks half brown and those roots aren’t just going to just dye themselves.
The insoles of my gym shoes are half gone. And I still walk four miles a day in them.
I’ve got $148 left to pay off on my gall bladder surgery.
My weekly tithe has dropped to an embarrassing $15 a week.
I’ve been wearing my two-week contacts for the last seven-to-ten weeks.
– “How to become a millionaire. Step 1: Get a million dollars.”