This holiday, for some reason, seemed WAY more important to me and the world when i was in elementary school.

I know, i know, i SAID i wouldn’t write about the weather any more. but PEOPLE, come on! not only did this stupid groundhog see his stupid shadow (which according to my second grade teacher Mrs. Finn means SIX MORE WEEKS!!! of winter) but it is OF COURSE snowing here. again.  I’ve officially decided to blame Punxsutaweny Phil for that crap — i have to put my anger SOMEWHERE and I can’t very well beat up the snow.

In conclusion: ground hogs have offiically made my sh*t list. those bastards. so don’t be expecting any Happy Groundhog Day greeting cards from me.