So I like Jesus.
Er, well, he goes by Jesse, but his official birth certificate name is Jesus.
Sure, sure, it’s pronounced hey-zeus, whatever.
But on Facebook the name reads like it’s the Messiah himself.
The site is always all, “Jesus has poked you.” and “New Message from Jesus!”
I find this to be hi.freaking.larious!
Don’t tell God though.
Or Jesus/Jesse.
(I hear they’re kind of over these types of jokes).
wow, it’s like everyone is on Facebook now. i wonder if jesus will be on Google+, and who he will give his invites too.
And to think I was going to talk to sonmoee in person about this.