So I like Jesus.
Er, well, he goes by Jesse, but his official birth certificate name is Jesus.
Sure, sure, it’s pronounced hey-zeus, whatever.
But on Facebook the name reads like it’s the Messiah himself.
The site is always all, “Jesus has poked you.” and “New Message from Jesus!”
I find this to be hi.freaking.larious!
Don’t tell God though.
(I hear they’re kind of over these types of jokes).