Jesus poked me.

So I like Jesus.

Er, well, he goes by Jesse, but his official birth certificate name is Jesus.

Sure, sure, it’s pronounced hey-zeus, whatever.

But on Facebook the name reads like it’s the Messiah himself.

The site is always all, “Jesus has poked you.” and “New Message from Jesus!”

I find this to be hi.freaking.larious!

Don’t tell God though.

Or Jesus/Jesse.

(I hear they’re kind of over these types of jokes).

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  1. SCVegan

    wow, it’s like everyone is on Facebook now. i wonder if jesus will be on Google+, and who he will give his invites too.

    1. Saikat

      And to think I was going to talk to sonmoee in person about this.


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