Attn: Swimsuit makers of the world:
Why the crap are there no one-piece bathing suits in all the racks of all the stores on all the earth?
I need a one-piece for my church mission trip. (Church people tend to have, you know, standards and whatnot, you understand).
This shouldn’t be hard.
This should be fun. I lost a crapton of weight, and I should LOVE bathing suit shopping this year.
But no. NO! Instead, I am left to scour the racks of the old-women areas trying to find something that doesn’t look like it’s actually a dress made to cover every area of my body ever.
I don’t want a dress.
I just want something cute in ONE PIECE!
My sister was feeling my desperation so much that she suggested I sew two pieces together. Is that what this has come to? IS IT?
I’m at my wits end here people.