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Death goes on

Published: May 24, 2023 / Updated: May 24, 2023 Crystal Uncategorized

The first post I ever saw from “Youngest Oldest Cat Lady” was the one she timed to go up after she killed herself. She was just beyond my online ecosystem. People I followed, followed her. But I didn’t. Her words found me though. After we lost her.   An Instagram pic. Two cute kittens. And […]

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The true tale of a business trip

Published: June 14, 2011 / Updated: June 14, 2011 Crystal Uncategorized

I’m totally exhausted. I’m currently on a business trip in Hotlanta, Georgia at a candy conference. It’s awesome and wonderful and fantastic and I’m so grateful that my company pays for me to see the peach tree headquarters. But, I’m so exhausted that I want to cry and sleep and take a hot bath all […]

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Three pounds

Published: March 7, 2010 / Updated: March 7, 2010 Crystal exercise, humor, im cool, short

Me: Ya. So, I really wanted to lose 3 more pounds. Bronson: Three pounds. Dude. You could take a Midol and lose that! Me: Ha. Ya. I guess. I was 198 when I started. Now I’m 144. I’d like to be 141. Bronson: Oh my God. Is that even healthy? Me: What do you mean? […]

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