Me: Ya. So, I really wanted to lose 3 more pounds.
Bronson: Three pounds. Dude. You could take a Midol and lose that!
Me: Ha. Ya. I guess. I was 198 when I started. Now I’m 144. I’d like to be 141.
Bronson: Oh my God. Is that even healthy?
Me: What do you mean?
Bronson: That seems really low.
Me: Aww. That’s nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.
(p.s. I’m not anorexic. It is totally healthy).