Three pounds

Me: Ya. So, I really wanted to lose 3 more pounds.

Bronson: Three pounds. Dude. You could take a Midol and lose that!

Me: Ha. Ya. I guess. I was 198 when I started. Now I’m 144. I’d like to be 141.

Bronson: Oh my God. Is that even healthy?

Me: What do you mean?

Bronson: That seems really low.

Me: Aww. That’s nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.

(p.s. I’m not¬†anorexic. It is totally healthy).

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  1. maybe it’s just me but is the number that you weigh all that big of a deal? i mean, weight is just the sum of whatever unit of measure you’re using but does not necessarily relate to health or body composition or whatever. Unless you’re super heavy or super light, it doesn’t really tell you all that much. Don’t obsess over a few pounds, especially when you’re already making dudes all dreamy.

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