seriously, vegan food doesn’t suck

holy freaking crap. i just tried veganaise today and it is so d@mn good.


it’s mayo for vegans and i had it on toasted organic bread with tofurky and tomatoes. in conclusion, i was pretty much in heaven.

tofurky is so good i can eat it alone.

but add all those other things to it and i can suddenly live without sex. without chocolate. without johnny depp. without money. i can suddenly live without dairy, eggs and meat.

i had only ever tried generic brands of soy turkey and vegan mayo before and let me just say — go name-brand foods!


sometimes when i remeber im a vegan i freak out because i think about all the stuff i can’t eat (mozzarella. omelets. m&m’s. kraft cheese and macaroni. cream of broccoli soup) but then, i eat something like veganaise.

and i think ‘wow! what will they come up with next? vegan snicker’s bars?’

*sigh* if only.



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  1. BTW, (just started reading your blog) regular good ol’ fashioned Oreos are vegan. I KNOW! Nabisco brand and all. Just thought I’d help continue to spice up your pantry (and I love veganaise too).

  2. JILLIAN: you know i actually figured out the oreo thing this weekend when i really, really, really wanted junk food at a gas station.
    they’re not exactly healthy (high fructose corn syrup and all) but they’ll do in a pinch.
    thanks for reading my blog!

  3. Oh man–
    There’s so many good things to eat besides tofuky. Bleh!

    But hey- what ever makes you happy. (I know. You don’t cook.)

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