Too personal for the internet.
I had many a fun time at floyds bar thirst parlor* in springfield, il during my grad school days. and i made a visit there over the weekend while i was in town for a wedding. ordered the most effective drink known to man — a floyds long island ice tea.
it only takes a few sips and you’re pretty much drunk.
*always the editor david. always the editor.
The other day I was hanging out with my super cool friend from Springfield (hi stephanie!).
I seriously had not seen her in like for. eva.
and as we were driving along in the car she was TOTALLY laughing at every. freaking. joke. i made.
i was thinking it’s because im so funny.
but then.
i noticed that nobody else in the car was laughing.
at any of my jokes.
so i was all “I’m glad stephanie thinks im funny,” and in my head i was thinking “THAT’S why we’re so close.”
but.
then she was all “oh, sometimes I just give you a sympathy laugh.”
frick.
i guess that’s because we’re friends on an even deeper level than i thought — i mean she obviously has my back.
also, im thinking it’s because i have a dry wit, and although other people find me HILARIOUS, they don’t feel the NEED to laugh out loud.
right?
right?