well, I guess it’s official. I’ll never eat cheese pizza again for the rest of my stupid lame vegan life.
I bought some vegan ‘motzerella’ cheese and some vegan pizza crust and some vegan pizza sauce (although, I’m not sure there’s such a thing as non-vegan pizza sauce, but whatever) and i mixed it all together, put it in the oven at 450 degrees for 10 min and waited.
but the cheese “cheese” didn’t melt. at. all. and it kind of just looked like pieces of white plastic on top of the pizza. and i did bring my self to take one bite. but then that bite was AWFUL, so i threw the entire thing in the garbage.
and ate a humus sandwich with tomatoes on organic bread. with organic pretzels. and water.
maybe i’ll get to eat some cheese pizza in heaven. or my next life — depending on which religion turns out to be right.