A nerd with a worn-off spray tan.

I’ve starting wearing my hair in double french braids every day because blowing dry your hair sucks and I have no time for such things.

I also finally threw away those two-week contacts that I’ve been wearing since, umm, Lent (ish), but that means I’m sporting my glasses on a daily basis.

I’m officially a nerd with a worn-off spray tan.

I blame my new commute. Spending almost three hours in a car everyday to go from Naperville to Crystal Lake via a detour and back is about as much fun as a migraine mixed with a sprained ankle mixed with sunburn.

I’m never going to find a boyfriend this way.

Seriously.

The way I figure it, the only chance I have of meeting a nice, respectable boy/man/guy is if I crash into someone somewhere along Route 59, but I kind of think that would kind of suck, seeing as how I need my car so much these days and the potential for injuries or whatever.

But these are the things I think about when I’m driving. That, and I try to figure out whether Brett Favre will actually, really, finally retire this year so the Bears can make the play-offs.

Anyway, ya, do you know anyone?

Perhaps a nice, young man who doesn’t mind french braids, glasses and a worn off spray tan?

Also, who lives close by?

Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

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Comments (3)

  1. Stinky Lou

    This is true, I swear. My husband’s aunt and uncle met as each drove to work on the same highway going in opposite directions. After a bit they noticed each other, one of them began waving and pretty soon he pulled over one day and flagged her down. Long story short – they married, had three kids and lived happily ever after.

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  2. Lynn

    You never know when you will meet your man so it is hard to prepare. But when it happens you will look exactly as you should.

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  3. SCVegan

    i think a nice, respectable boy/man/guy would totally dig french braids, glasses and a worn off spray tan wrapped around the greatest blogger in the windy city. i doubt you will have to resort to hitting boys with your car.

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