I’ve starting wearing my hair in double french braids every day because blowing dry your hair sucks and I have no time for such things.
I also finally threw away those two-week contacts that I’ve been wearing since, umm, Lent (ish), but that means I’m sporting my glasses on a daily basis.
I’m officially a nerd with a worn-off spray tan.
I blame my new commute. Spending almost three hours in a car everyday to go from Naperville to Crystal Lake via a detour and back is about as much fun as a migraine mixed with a sprained ankle mixed with sunburn.
I’m never going to find a boyfriend this way.
The way I figure it, the only chance I have of meeting a nice, respectable boy/man/guy is if I crash into someone somewhere along Route 59, but I kind of think that would kind of suck, seeing as how I need my car so much these days and the potential for injuries or whatever.
But these are the things I think about when I’m driving. That, and I try to figure out whether Brett Favre will actually, really, finally retire this year so the Bears can make the play-offs.
Anyway, ya, do you know anyone?
Perhaps a nice, young man who doesn’t mind french braids, glasses and a worn off spray tan?
Also, who lives close by?
Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?