why is it that every freaking guy im in love with loves “The Royal Tenenbaums.”
dudes. it’s not a good movie.
i used to pretend to like it. all “ya. that movie ROCKS.”
but well, i had a glaring lack of related fan trivia.
then i tried “oh. ya. that movie. eh. it’s ok. ”
but then they’d wonder how i could have seen THE BEST MOVIE EVER (their words. not mine) and concluded that it was just “eh.”
the ugly truth is, i’ve never actually seen it.
i don’t have any desire to see it and i don’t have any curiosity about film. i honestly just feel like i have other crap i could be doing, like picking up dog poop. or flossing.
so can we all just move on and hug already?
and lucky us, i just happen to have a copy of “Blow” that i could pop in. i mean, who doesn’t love johnny depp? seriously.