Too personal for the internet.
so a cute boy came over last night.
and i was like, perhaps you can bring one alcoholic beverage and then we shall have many fun times.
and then he told me he’d stop by the alcoholic beverage store, so i requested mike’s hard lemonade.
and when he came over he had a 12 pack of miller bud light AND A 12 pack of mike’s hard lemonade.
for the two us.
there are 21.5 bottles left for those interested.
woah there. did you see that last post i wrote? pretty crazy huh?
sigh.
for those interested, i seemed to have regained my footing since then.
did a little bit of the church thing (which always lifts my spirits). (get it? church. spirits. im so funny). and a little bit of the work-out thing and a little bit of the zone out in front of ABC family all day thing.
OH! and a little bit more of the talking to people in my circle thing about how to deal with life.
all good ways to de-stress.
other than that, there’s not much to report here folks.
op. wait a second im getting a phone call.
HOLY CRAP!
it’s SCVegan!
SCVegan (Nolan) is calling me!
omg. omg.
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woah. guys. i just talked to SCVegan.
that was nuts!
he sounded so friendly. and awesome.
and he complimented my writing in this amazingly genuine tone so i married him. right there. a minister flashed into the call and everything. we got the license from vegas. (apparently they do phone orders now). there was rice and vegan cake and whatnot. it was great.
er well.
actually we just talked for about 10 more minutes and he made me laugh.
but just to recap, a random dude called me, who randomly found me on the internet and has randomly stood by my blog through thick and thin. im going to go ahead and call it — that pretty much made my freaking day!
guess things are looking up.
who knew?
the other week i was walking through the halls of a high school and i saw this thing out of the corner of my eye.
and suddenly the world started moving in slow motion.
could it be?
was it him?
no. it couldn’t be.
but yes. yes it was.
it was a PICTURE OF JOHNNY DEPP ON A HANDBAG!
holy.fricking.crap.ola.
holy.
fricking.
crap.
ola.
i started mugging the woman wearing the bag. i stopped to politely tell the girl wearing the bag that i thought it looked nice and then i asked her where she got it.
she got it a wal-mart.
about 38 seconds (ish) later i went to wal-mart.
alas, they were sold out.
but then, this weekend i made my way to a wal-mart in the middle of nowhere land. actually, if you go to nowhere land, and then go west for 45 minutes, that’s where i was.
some people call it geneseo.
and i strolled over into the purse section just to see, and there it was.
you’re asking me if i bought it? really? you have to ask that?
because OF COURSE I FREAKING BOUGHT IT!
and here’s a picture for you. (don’t be jealous):
isn’t that the greatest thing you ever saw in your whole freaking life?
now i just have to decide if i should wear it to work or if that would make me seem, umm crazy. my thought is that the other side is plain black, so when i walk past my bosses’ desk, i’ll just face that out toward them.
just a thought.