the other week i was walking through the halls of a high school and i saw this thing out of the corner of my eye.
and suddenly the world started moving in slow motion.
could it be?
was it him?
no. it couldn’t be.
but yes. yes it was.
it was a PICTURE OF JOHNNY DEPP ON A HANDBAG!
i started mugging the woman wearing the bag. i stopped to politely tell the girl wearing the bag that i thought it looked nice and then i asked her where she got it.
she got it a wal-mart.
about 38 seconds (ish) later i went to wal-mart.
alas, they were sold out.
but then, this weekend i made my way to a wal-mart in the middle of nowhere land. actually, if you go to nowhere land, and then go west for 45 minutes, that’s where i was.
some people call it geneseo.
and i strolled over into the purse section just to see, and there it was.
you’re asking me if i bought it? really? you have to ask that?
because OF COURSE I FREAKING BOUGHT IT!
and here’s a picture for you. (don’t be jealous):
isn’t that the greatest thing you ever saw in your whole freaking life?
now i just have to decide if i should wear it to work or if that would make me seem, umm crazy. my thought is that the other side is plain black, so when i walk past my bosses’ desk, i’ll just face that out toward them.
just a thought.