holy omg! they put him on a bag!! / the story of my johnny depp bag

the other week i was walking through the halls of a high school and i saw this thing out of the corner of my eye.

and suddenly the world started moving in slow motion.

could it be?

was it him?

no. it couldn’t be.

but yes. yes it was.

it was a PICTURE OF JOHNNY DEPP ON A HANDBAG!

holy.fricking.crap.ola.

holy.

fricking.

crap.

ola.

i started mugging the woman wearing the bag. i stopped to politely tell the girl wearing the bag that i thought it looked nice and then i asked her where she got it.

she got it a wal-mart.

about 38 seconds (ish) later i went to wal-mart.

alas, they were sold out.

but then, this weekend i made my way to a wal-mart in the middle of nowhere land. actually, if you go to nowhere land, and then go west for 45 minutes, that’s where i was.

some people call it geneseo.

and i strolled over into the purse section just to see, and there it was.

you’re asking me if i bought it? really? you have to ask that?

because OF COURSE I FREAKING BOUGHT IT!

and here’s a picture for you. (don’t be jealous):

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isn’t that the greatest thing you ever saw in your whole freaking life?

now i just have to decide if i should wear it to work or if that would make me seem, umm crazy. my thought is that the other side is plain black, so when i walk past my bosses’ desk, i’ll just face that out toward them.

just a thought.

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Comments (4)

  1. Sandy

    You could keep it well preserved in your closet hoping it would appreciate in value over time and retire on the income from it. Just a thought. Bring it out on your birthday and on his and on other significant occasions.

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  2. Pete

    You went to the Quad Cities for a bag?

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  3. admin (Post author)

    @sandy, but i want to use it so bad. like right now. maybe i’ll go buy another one and keep that in a closet.

    @pete, dude im not THAT crazy. i have family here who im visiting. :)

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  4. SCVegan

    next time i go to Pro Clips i will tell the stylist i want the Johnny Depp tote bag cut. The one from Crystal’s blog. Then, proceed to pull up your blog from a netbook and point to that picture exclaiming, “like THAT!”

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