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April 22, 2008 Crystal short, wisconsin

ok, ok, so maybe this has kind of become vegan-Johnny-Depp blog.

maybe.

but i don’t really care.

because its my blog. 😛

(yes, that IS me sticking my tongue out at you).

i do, however, want to let you guys know that since mr. depp has left my couch oshkosh, i plan to write about other stuff now.

like the weather.

and stuff.

should be fun times.

and don’t worry, i’ll still write my fair share about bein’ vegan and mr. depp.

and that’s how i bought six johnny depp movies.

April 22, 2008 Crystal im cool, Johnny Depp, short, wisconsin

so the love of my life has left oshkosh.

that’s right. Johnny Depp (aka, the future Mr. Crystal Lindell) officially left the Sawdust City Friday.

and i got to wait for him to get on his super cool private jet at Basler Airport so i could tell my paper EXACTLY when he left town and we could write it in an article.

and he totally waved at the 14 stalkers gawkers who were there waiting to say good bye

and then it was like 10:30 p.m. and by that time and i NEEDED a depp fix, so i went to the 24-hour wal-mart and bought pirates of the caribbean 3.

and fyi, that movie is NOT worth $19.99.

and then the next day i went to the local movie store downtown and was SO impressed that they were smart enough to have a whole Johnny Depp display that i bought Finding Neverland, Ed Wood and Blow.

and then on Sunday I went to best buy and bought Chocolat and Donnie Brasco.

anyone want to watch a movie?