Public Enemies – The only certainty is bad grammar

OMG! Public Enemies was so COOL!!

Published: July 1, 2009 / Updated: July 1, 2009 Crystal Johnny Depp, medium, movie review

NOTE: Don’t worry. There are no spoilers in this post:

i did in fact go to the mid-night (12:01) showing last night and i had six of my family members in tow (mom, sister, my sister’s neice, two cousins and a brother).

and, ok. the movie was a little confusing, and i wouldn’t have been opposed to say, johnny depp maybe wearing a bright red shirt for the whole movie and christian bale wearing say, a bright blue shirt, so i could make sure they were in in fact not the other guys who just go shot who looked JUST like depp or bale and were wearing the same exact outfit and hat.

but, you know, other than that, i have no complaints.

for crist’s sake JOHNNY DEPP WAS IN EVERY SCENE!

ok. not every scene. but seriously 9 out of 10 scenes had his wonderful, wonderful face in it.

granted, this blog post probably has more words in it than all the dialogue in that movie.

but HOLY COW THE ACTION!

there with was SO. MUCH. ACTION!

BANG!

BOOM!

GUN SHOT!

MORE GUN SHOTS!

PRISON BREAK!

BANK ROBBERY!

MORE GUN SHOTS!

sigh.

it was so cool.

also, seeing all the oshkosh scenes was super cool. and don’t worry, i made sure to poke my mom every freaking time there was an oshkosh scene and whisper “THAT’S OSHKOSH.”

and if i go with you, i can totally do the same.

and YES, i will go with you.

i will go see this movie three million times. ish.

and then i will buy the dvd.

and then i will buy the dvd with bonus features.

because it was SO.COOL!

Happy public enemies eve / I still love Johnny Depp

Published: June 29, 2009 / Updated: June 29, 2009 Crystal humor, im cool, short

Remember when I TOOK THIS PICTURE?!

I DO!!

It was actually a couple days after Johnny Depp touched my hand.

and now the photo lives on forever in a pretty black frame that i forced my roommate to allow me to place on top of the TV and then i pretend to watch TV but really i just look at the picture.

true story.

anywho, i took it in oshkosh, wi when mr. depp was filming “Public Enemies” like down the freaking block from where I was working.

best week eva.

and this Tuesday at mid-night the movie officially comes out!

actually “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

there. now do you understand how excited i am?

le sigh.

i love him.

of course im planning on the mid-night showing. duh.

and even if the movie totally sucks and is super predictable and has commercials for beef in it, i promise you i will still LOVE IT!

because me and mr. depp? we’re soul mates. and it’s only a matter of time before he figures it out people.

only a matter of time.

and that’s how i bought six johnny depp movies.

April 22, 2008 Crystal im cool, Johnny Depp, short, wisconsin

so the love of my life has left oshkosh.

that’s right. Johnny Depp (aka, the future Mr. Crystal Lindell) officially left the Sawdust City Friday.

and i got to wait for him to get on his super cool private jet at Basler Airport so i could tell my paper EXACTLY when he left town and we could write it in an article.

and he totally waved at the 14 stalkers gawkers who were there waiting to say good bye

and then it was like 10:30 p.m. and by that time and i NEEDED a depp fix, so i went to the 24-hour wal-mart and bought pirates of the caribbean 3.

and fyi, that movie is NOT worth $19.99.

and then the next day i went to the local movie store downtown and was SO impressed that they were smart enough to have a whole Johnny Depp display that i bought Finding Neverland, Ed Wood and Blow.

and then on Sunday I went to best buy and bought Chocolat and Donnie Brasco.

anyone want to watch a movie?