So although the people from Furniture Row had to give me a two-hour time window for when they’d be calling to give me a two-hour time window for the ETA of my BRAND. NEW. COUCH. — I’m not disillusioned.

I’m really excited about the couch! (yay).

According to the man from Furniture Row (who did not think i was funny. (whatever.)) I should be getting it any time between 10 a.m and 12 p.m. tomorrow. expect to find me sitting on it for the next 3 weeks (ish). eating vegan chocolate. watching reality tv. what can i say? that’s just how i roll. (sit).