my super-awesome vegan chocolate chip cookies

ya. ya. i KNOW. i say “vegan chocolate chip cookies” and what you hear is “tofu mixed with soy and other icky crap,” but i swear on my roommate’s dog’s life that these things are amazing.

I made them for work on election night and even AFTER i told everyone they were vegan, they still beat out the other chocolate chip cookies (which were NOT vegan).  true story. sorry [person who made them], but they did. and my understanding is that you’ve come to terms with it, and well, vegan cookies need all the help they can get, and I believe throwing in that piece of information will help my cause. umm, i mean. whatever. it wasn’t a competition or anything. it’s all good.

anyway. now, to the point.

so basically, I just ripped off the recipe from the back of the Ghiraradelli semi-sweet chocolate chip bag, and then tweaked it to make it vegan and added a cool ingredient to make it awesome. beware, i do add sugar even though some vegans are anti-sugar.  I haven’t gotten there yet. however, if you are one of those vegans, feel free to add whichever sugar substitute you’re comfortable with.

all right, without further ado:

  • 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour (I personally used whole wheat flour, and nobody could even tell)
  • 1 tsp baking soda
  • 1/2 tsp salt
  • 1 cup coconut oil, softened (this is what I used to replace the 1 cup of butter called for in the recipe).
  • 1 cup sugar
  • 1 cup light brown sugar, packed (I actually used dark brown for mine because the Wal-Mart was out of light).
  • 2 tsp vanilla extract (feel free to use the fake stuff).
  • 1/2 cup of smashed bananas. the fresher the bananas the less their flavor will come through in the cookies. (this replaces the 2 eggs called for in the recipe).
  • 2 cups Ghirardelli Semi-sweet chocolate chips (they have to be semi-sweet, because they don’t contain milk. and even some semi-sweet chips do, so make sure to read the back of the bag).
  • 3/4 cup shredded coconut (something I added simply because I’m on a mission to incorporate coconut into more foods. it should be noted that many of the cookie eaters told me they really enjoyed the coconut).

preheat oven to 375 F. In a small bowl,  stir the flour, baking soda and salt. Set aside. Then, in a larger bowl, mix coconut oil, sugar, and brown sugar until creamy. Add vanilla and smashed bananas slowly, mixing on low until incorporated. Then, gradually blend in the dry mixture. Next, stir in chocolate chips and coconut shreds. Drop by the tablespoon onto cookie sheet (the recipe calls for ungreased, but i sprayed mine with a canola oil cooking spray). Bake for about 8 minutes. When you take them out of the oven, place the cookie sheets on the warm stove, as they will continue to cook for a about half hour to get firm. If you leave them in the oven until they are firm, they will burn.

Then enjoy.

And remember, these cookies are so freaking good that even NON-vegans will freaking love them. true story.

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the hannah montana movie kinda inspired me

it’s not like i didn’t want to see it. i did. i mean have you SEEN the previews? it’s just that going with my nine year-old-sister does provide a nice alibi for when the cool kids ask why i was at the hannah montana movie.

the thing you have to understand is that i am still a nine-year-old girl inside. boys are a puzzle, i hate cleaning my room and with the right training mixed with a little luck i really believe ‘i might even be a rock star.’

so, seeing as how i haven’t mentally left fourth grade, well, i thought the movie ROCKED!

there was singing. there was laughing. and there was a brand, spanking, new dance that made me want to “countrify it” AND “hip hop it” despte the fact that the two typically contradict each other. alas, disney magic made them ONE. sigh. seriously. is there anything disney magic can’t do?

the thing that’s awesome about being a young girl – the thing that i miss most – is all the possibility that surrounds the age (also, the ability to say the word “like” in every sentence without judgement). I mean, if you’d have asked me what i was going to be “when i grew up” at my eighth-grade graduation, i would have earnestly answered “anything i want to be.”

and i would have meant it.

president? sure.

lawyer? why not?

famous soap opera actor? ya. if i feel like it.

and that’s the fantasy that hannah montana signs, seals and delivers: possibility.

but now. years later. the crushing weight of life has fallen on my head from the sky. and although there are possibilities, i feel like they’ve greatly dwindled.

and it sucks.

so sometimes i need someone like hannah montana to come along and remind me that dreams are worth dreaming, and that goals can be achieved. and just the same, i need my little sister sitting to my right looking up at me full of possibility. to remind me i can still be anything i want to be. i can still do anything i want to do, seeing as how its the same advice i shove down her young throat every chance i get, and what kind of sister would i be if i didn’t practice what i preach?

I need them to remind me that “there’s always going to be another mountain” and “I’m always going to want to make it move” and “The struggles I’m facing, The chances I’m taking, Sometimes they knock me down, but No I’m not breaking.”

funny, it took couple young girls and a little disney magic to come along and remind me about “possibility.”

thank god for that.

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i heart change. and berries.

it’s ok. get angry. i KNOW, you LOVED the bicycle with the daisies. go ahead. scream it out.

:: ho. hum. whistle. whistle. ::

there? better now? great.

now we can all move on and appreciate the new pretty berries on the top of my blog. because let’s be honest, they are SO pretty!

and i appreciate good design too much to just let my site sit in a state of unrest while i spend my hours trying to find a way to make it better, which is what i was doing while the daisies were up.

and if you don’t like this one, well, I’d rather you just not tell me.

i mean, every time someone makes even one slight against my theme choice, the comment lingers in my stupid brain FOREVER until i find a way to either fix it, or change it.

and i’d just rather not deal with that kind of stress right now. ok?

already, this obsession has led me to become somewhat brazen lately as i fiddle with the html code of the theme. I know, risky right? one false move and BAM!, my whole site could come crashing down around me.

but seeing as how im pickier than a five year old harboring a fascination of buggers, i can’t just sit back and fantasize about how much cooler my blog COULD be if only I made a few small tweaks.

so i’ve been winging it and altering things such as the search tab (which originally was over the picture on top) and the width of things.

but it’s after mid-night, and i haven’t slept much the last couple days, so I need to slowly pull myself away from the laptop and get some freaking sleep.

I’ll probably play with it some more tomorrow though, so don’t get all comfy with the way it is now.

dream sweet.

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