THE SUN IS OUT!!!!

Dear Sun,

WOW!

I mean, well, just. Wow.

It’s been so, so, so, so, long.

So. Long.

I was really worried about you.  The days starting ending at 3 p.m., and I thought maybe I’d never see you again. I thought it would be dark outside forever, and that the snow would be here until I die, and that winter would never, ever end.

But now.

YOU’VE CAME BACK!

And it’s glorious!

Glorious like a big batch of warm chocolate chip cookies, or the latest issue of TIME Magazine, or saving money on my car insurance, or neon lime-green shirts, or Johnny Depp in 3D or a first kiss.

Simply glorious.

I missed you an insane amount. I missed you more than journalism misses the 90s. More than my Catholic friend Diana misses meat on Fridays. Heck, I missed you more than  Tiger Woods misses Nov. 24, 2009.

Seriously.

I’m so glad you came back. Please, never leave me again.

Love (Yes, love),

Crystal

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  1. Sun has been kicking it over at my crib. smoking blunts, drinking IPA, playing madden… girls really dig Sun, makes me popular just being around him.

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