vegan motzerella sucks

April 12, 2008 Crystal anti-meat, medium

well, I guess it’s official. I’ll never eat cheese pizza again for the rest of my stupid lame vegan life.

I bought some vegan ‘motzerella’ cheese and some vegan pizza crust and some vegan pizza sauce (although, I’m not sure there’s such a thing as non-vegan pizza sauce, but whatever) and i mixed it all together, put it in the oven at 450 degrees for 10 min and waited.

but the cheese “cheese” didn’t melt. at. all. and it kind of just looked like pieces of white plastic on top of the pizza. and i did bring my self to take one bite. but then that bite was AWFUL, so i threw the entire thing in the garbage.

and ate a humus sandwich with tomatoes on organic bread. with organic pretzels. and water.

maybe i’ll get to eat some cheese pizza in heaven. or my next life — depending on which religion turns out to be right.

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im a flip flopper. or not.

April 6, 2008 Crystal im cool, medium, snow sucks

yay!!!! it’s NICE outside. really. it is.

and i got a pedicure to prove it. (i know! i thought wisconsin was only ever cold too.) 

and i think blue nail polish is making a comback so i went with a color called tropical passion.

and no, it doesn’t really match anything i own.

but im rebellious. and now those who don’t know can see it on my bright blue tween-inspired toes. screw you pink. and red. and especially you, clear.

also, expect to find me in only flip flops until at least November. maybe longer.

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despite being a journalist, i can’t relly spel*

April 6, 2008 Crystal journalism, medium

umm, so wordpress changed a bunch of stuff this weekend and for some reason i can’t find the spell check. and seeing as how im the worst speller ever, (true story) im just giving you guys some warning that my posts might have some mistakes until i figure it out.

and, anyone who knows where the square button with the abc letters and the little check symbol ended up, should share the knowledge.

seriously.

*note: the title was for humor. i CAN spell the words “really” and “spell.” im not a complete idiot.

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