My wonderful, magical, happy Chirstmas day

It’s basically been snowing here for about 17 years.

I’m not a fan.

It makes want to huddle up inside surrounded by blankets, dvds and my laptop. Luckily, I’m currently under the favor of the scheduling universe and I don’t have to work until Wednesday, so that’s pretty much what I’m doing.

I’m also recovering from a (non-alcoholic) Christmas hangover.

The last day or so was super-wonder-fan-tabulous,  but I overdosed on cookie-eating, caroling and candy-cane-hanging.

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Happy Christmas (Eve).

Maybe it’s the NyQuil, Vicks, Advil (for the still-sorta-swollen ankle), Puff tissue PLUS lotion cocktail – but I feel kind of spaced out.

All I can think about is the wooden “PEACE” letters resting on my window sill, and the snow-covered bush in the background.

How Christmas is that?

I still have a couple presents to buy (see: 20s something brothers, impossible to shop for.),  and although nearly all of my immediate family will be over to my house tonight, I have yet to wash a single dish.

Say it with me: Pro. Crast. Inate.

I did, in fact, clean the toilet this morning for the first time in oh, umm. Ya, actually, I’m too embarrassed to tell you the last time I cleaned it. Just think of the last time you cleaned yours and then add a couple months to the equation.  Oh! And I also threw two shopping bags of used tissue into the garage garbage.

My goal is to get my sense of smell back by the time dinner is served tomorrow.

For now, I will leave you with one of my favorite Christmas clips eva. My prayer for you is that you’ll keep in your hearts the real reason for this holiday – with God, the impossible is actually possible. And each of us can be saved.

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Why the Bears must fire Lovie

Lovie has already decided that he’s going to lose his coaching job after this season.

He’s even accepted it, so he doesn’t care.

And because Smith doesn’t care, none of the players care.

The man doesn’t make decisions like his life depends on it. Doesn’t go for three more points at the end of the half, or any points on any possession. And he throws away timeouts as though they’re as disposable as a real evergreen tree on Dec. 26. Smith  just doesn’t believe he can win the game or his job.

Worst of all though, he doesn’t coach till the end.

More the third quarter.

That used to be one of my favorite things about the Bears – down to the very last second they always had a shot. Not this year. This year, Lovie’s gung ho (ish) for the first half and kinda alive in the third quarter, but after that he just chillaxes on the sidelines (probably planning out what to order on his Lou Malnati’s deep dish).

If the team isn’t up by two touchdowns in the last 3 minutes of the game I just put an L in the win/lose column because I know they won’t pull it off.

It’s the same as when a kid doesn’t bother studying for an English final because there’s no way to get a passing grade. Or a husband who’s dead set on divorce, so counseling becomes a waste. Or a woman who’s already visualized herself wearing the $850 shoes with every outfit in her closet so there’s no way she’ll be able to leave them on the shelf and pay her rent instead.

Lovie Smith has given up on himself.

Now it’s time for Chicago to give up on Lovie.

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