Hi! I’m up. Are you? Oh, and Monday night football is going to be CRAZY!

It’s 6 a.m. and I’m awake on my day off for no reason.

There’s obviously some issues there I need to work out.

Apparently the people who run TV world don’t give a crap about people like me though, because aside from annoying morning shows, the only choices I seem to have are infomercials, Baptist preachers and a 1959 release of Hercules on AMC.

I’m currently contemplating the Bose sound system. Do you understand how amazing their sound quality is? I do.

Moving on, let’s talking about football, shall we?

So, the Vikings are hosting the Packers Monday night.

Aw.kward.

I wonder what Brett Favre is doing right now? Oh. That’s right. He’s rolling around in piles of money not giving a crap that everyone in Green Bay hates him. Duh.

Did you see this crazy play he made last week? That’s the kind of thing that makes me think he has some sort of deal with the devil involving his arm, the Super Bowl and cheese.

In case you missed it:

If I were a San Fransisco fan, I’d be fuming!

There would be smoke signals coming out of my head, and red and orange flames and possibly fireworks, depending on Minneapolis laws on those types of things.

I’m pretty sure if he pulls some crap like that against Green Bay, Packer fans will immediately get in their cars trucks, drive to Minnessota and kill him. Have you ever MET a Packer fan? I have. They are a crazy for two things – football and foam cheese.

Speaking of football, I interviewed a 100-year old woman yesterday. She  got a Bears jersey for her B-day last weekend with the number 100 on it, and she was AMAZING! Read my story here, and watch the video here.

My new goal is to live to 100 and get one of those jerseys.

Also, to sleep past 6 a.m. on my day off.

Pretty sure the latter will be easier.

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Comments (4)

  1. Lynn

    Crystal,
    I am definately fearing what Packer fans will do to Farve as well. If I were him I’d call in sick. I wonder how much he would get docked for that. $50,000 maybe. I would be docked a days pay of $52.95.
    Also, nice article on the 100 year old. You should get a bonus.
    See you soon,
    Lynn

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  2. Badgergirl

    I’m hoping the Packers defense hits him hard. Knocks him out of the game. Or the season. That would be nice.

    Should be a good game to watch. Oh that’s right. I’ll be working. Grr.

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  3. Grandma

    My Mom was born Sept. 25th 1909. She would of been 100 !! Blanche Dunn Dolley is her name. She died 1996 at age 87.

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  4. SCVegan

    that’s quite an accomplishment. She should eBay the jersey right away

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