OK. Don’t misunderstand. I’m not like, complaining.
But it’s a little less than satisfying when the Bears wrap things up with more than 30 seconds left.
I feel. umm.
What’s the word?
Jipped.
Where’s the “HOLYCRAP DO YOU THINK HE’LL MAKE THE FIELD GOAL?? HOLYCRAP. HOLYCRAP. HOLYCRAP.
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HE MADE IT, HE MADE IT, HE MADE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
That’s my favorite part guys.
And it doesn’t help that 73 of our players were injured in the stupid game.
Come on. Adrian Peterson with a knee injury? Devin Hester with a shoulder injury? Johnny Knox with the leg injury? I thought Lovie had talked to God about this? Isn’t it his job to make those types of deals?
I suppose at least now I have the peace of mind knowing that we’re definitely, for sure, positively NOT the worst team in our division.
It’s 6 a.m. and I’m awake on my day off for no reason.
There’s obviously some issues there I need to work out.
Apparently the people who run TV world don’t give a crap about people like me though, because aside from annoying morning shows, the only choices I seem to have are infomercials, Baptist preachers and a 1959 release of Hercules on AMC.
I’m currently contemplating the Bose sound system. Do you understand how amazing their sound quality is? I do.
Moving on, let’s talking about football, shall we?
I wonder what Brett Favre is doing right now? Oh. That’s right. He’s rolling around in piles of money not giving a crap that everyone in Green Bay hates him. Duh.
Did you see this crazy play he made last week? That’s the kind of thing that makes me think he has some sort of deal with the devil involving his arm, the Super Bowl and cheese.
In case you missed it:
If I were a San Fransisco fan, I’d be fuming!
There would be smoke signals coming out of my head, and red and orange flames and possibly fireworks, depending on Minneapolis laws on those types of things.
I’m pretty sure if he pulls some crap like that against Green Bay, Packer fans will immediately get in their cars trucks, drive to Minnessota and kill him. Have you ever MET a Packer fan? I have. They are a crazy for two things – football and foam cheese.
Speaking of football, I interviewed a 100-year old woman yesterday. She got a Bears jersey for her B-day last weekend with the number 100 on it, and she was AMAZING! Read my story here, and watch the video here.
My new goal is to live to 100 and get one of those jerseys.
