My car has heat again! THREE CHEERS FOR HEAT!
CHEER HEAT! CHEER HEAT! CHEER HEAT!
Dudes, you do not even understand how much I hate being cold. If God could give me just one thing for the rest of my whole life and eternity it would be for me to never be cold again ever.
I’ve had to drive to work the last couple days with a coat on my body and another coat on my legs and a hat on my head and a very sad face.
Also, my car doesn’t stall at stoplights any more.
This is AMAZING!
My daily panic attacks have been cut by about 70-million.
The thing that really stressed me out was when the car would stall as I was creeping up to a light, and then I would have to turn it off and then turn it on and go again and in the meantime, someone would honk at me and I would be like, ‘Yes, sir, I am randomly stopped in the middle of the random busy road because my goal in life is to make you 12 more seconds late to your stupid job, but now that you have kindly honked your horn at me, I will go forth on my path and get out of your way. Thank you.”
Anyway, I bet you’re thinking, HEAT? AND IT DOESN’T STALL ANYMORE?? YOU MUST HAVE PAID A TRILLION DOLLARS FOR SUCH LUXURY!
But no, I got a warm car that now only turns off when I tell it to for the low, low prices of $146.
Life is good folks. Life is good.