d@mn you taco bell. d@mn you.

Bein vegan is hard and because I just don’t want to bring a lunch to work every freaking day of my life, sometimes i like to get fast food.

except the only place i can get anything besides french fries and a coke is Taco Bell.

i usually go with the seven-layer burrito minus the cheese and sour cream.

and yesterday i said into the speaker:

CAN I GET A SEVEN-LAYER BURRITO WITH NO CHEESE AND NO SOUR CREAM?!

and the lady was all:

DO YOU WANT THE GUACAMOLE THEN?

and then i was all:

umm. whhhhhhhy? does that have sour cream in it?

her:

YES.

me:

sh*t. thanks for ruining my life.

NO GUACAMOLE THEN EITHER. THANKS.

her:

ANY HOT, FIRE OR MILD SAUCE?

me:

mild.

and then i pulled around to the window with a tear in my eye.

and no, i’m NOT mad that i’ve been eating the stupid guacamolesourcream for months without knowing its secret life — i’ve already accepted the fact that it’s impossible to be a perfect vegan — but i AM sad that my seven-layer burrito just officially became a four-layer burrito.

sigh. bein vegan is hard.

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  1. scvegan

    I checked the taco bell website and they have ingredient lists for all of their menu items including their guacamole. NO SOUR CREAM.

    From Taco Bell’s website:

    Guacamole Hass Avocado, Water, Tomato, Onion, Sugar, Salt, Cilantro, Erythorbic Acid And/Or Ascorbic Acid, Citric Acid, Dehydrated Garlic, Sodium Alginate, Xanthan Gum, Jalapeno Chili Powder.

    For future reference:
    http://www.yum.com/nutrition/documents/tb_ingredient_statement.pdf

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  2. quarrygirl

    are you sure about that guacamole????? doesn’t TASTE like sour cream. sounds like some dumb ho ruined your day!

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