taking his name.

July 3, 2008 Crystal humor, im cool, medium

so me, my two fabulous cousins, and two of my fabulous siblings recently were in my little ford escort for about 4 hours (long story) and during this car trip from heck (like a car trip from h3ll, but not as bad) we played THE CELEBRITY NAME GAME!

this is how it goes: I say ‘jessica simpson’ and then you have to name a celebrity with the first letter of the last name i just said. so like ‘sarah jessica parker’ would work. and then you go around the car (preferably clock-wise) doing this until you get too many ‘c’s in a row and nobody can thinking of anything beyond ‘carrie underwood’ and ‘calvin coolidge.’

it’s d*mn fun times.

and we got to my little sister (she’s nine now) and she had ‘k’

so i was all ‘think of a famous katie. you know, the one married to tom cruise.’

and she was all ‘oh. duh. katie cruise.’

we gave her the point.

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Hot damn, i need to live vicariously for 24 hours straight

June 20, 2008 Crystal im cool, medium

so ‘girl who sits next to me‘ lent me a new drug — season one of 24 on DVD.

It’s pretty much like meth.  

I’ve decided i don’t really NEED sleep. it’s WAY more important to find out if Jamie is a dirty CTU agent. 4 a.m.: she’s not. 5 a.m.: she might be. 7 a.m.: SHE IS!

I keep going back to the disk menu and watching another episode. I’ve reached 8 a.m. — in two days.

i literally interact with this show. i duck when they duck. I shoot people with my imaginary gun when bad guys show up. I scream ‘I KNEW HE WAS DIRTY!’ when new information shows that mr. york is NOT in fact mr. york. the sound the clock makes has become one with my heart beat.

I also have a crush on the guy in the flannel shirt. He might play a 21-year-old on my tv, but im thinking he’s probably old enough to date me (love me) in real life.

I have an hour break from work coming up and im fantasizing about watching 8 a.m. to 9 a.m. i need another hit. and i need it now.

yes, i know this show first aired in 2001 (back when i was still living a dorm. with a roommate.) but that’s exactly why god INVENTED dvds. (nice work big guy).

*sigh*

this show so rocks.

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i feel like crap

June 18, 2008 Crystal im cool, short

so a couple weeks ago, i was like ‘my throat hurts’ and my friends were all ‘eww, get away from me. you’re sick’

and four and a half days later i was like ‘my ear really hurts’ and my friends were all ‘oh, just blow cigarette smoke in it and it will feel better’ and i was all ‘hmm. no.’

and then finally today (Wednesday) i went to the d*mn doctor. because my ear was hurting super bad and i couldn’t really hear too much of anything that happened to the right of me. and my throat hurt so bad that i was spitting into a rag at night to avoid the pain of swallowing.

and the doctor was all ‘how long has it hurt?’ and i was like ‘since thursday.’ and he was all ‘THURSDAY!? why did’t you come in sooner?” and then i was all ‘because i hate going to the doctor.’ and he said ‘oh, don’t worry, so do i.”

and then the nice man gave me a prescription for some supa large pink pills. and told me that my ear infection was spreading into my throat so i need to make sure i take every single one.

wish me luck on getting better. and i promise to blog more when i don’t feel like crap and my hearing and swallowing abilities have been fully recovered.

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