Hot damn, i need to live vicariously for 24 hours straight

June 20, 2008 Crystal im cool, medium

so ‘girl who sits next to me‘ lent me a new drug — season one of 24 on DVD.

It’s pretty much like meth.  

I’ve decided i don’t really NEED sleep. it’s WAY more important to find out if Jamie is a dirty CTU agent. 4 a.m.: she’s not. 5 a.m.: she might be. 7 a.m.: SHE IS!

I keep going back to the disk menu and watching another episode. I’ve reached 8 a.m. — in two days.

i literally interact with this show. i duck when they duck. I shoot people with my imaginary gun when bad guys show up. I scream ‘I KNEW HE WAS DIRTY!’ when new information shows that mr. york is NOT in fact mr. york. the sound the clock makes has become one with my heart beat.

I also have a crush on the guy in the flannel shirt. He might play a 21-year-old on my tv, but im thinking he’s probably old enough to date me (love me) in real life.

I have an hour break from work coming up and im fantasizing about watching 8 a.m. to 9 a.m. i need another hit. and i need it now.

yes, i know this show first aired in 2001 (back when i was still living a dorm. with a roommate.) but that’s exactly why god INVENTED dvds. (nice work big guy).

*sigh*

this show so rocks.

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so the weather in wisconsin is kinda crazy

June 16, 2008 Crystal im cool, medium, wisconsin

i would just like to take this moment to remind everyone that when i interviewed for my current job in wisconsin it was like 80 degrees.

in october.

PEOPLE! it’s the d*mn reason i moved here. that, and the pay raise. but the weather and the pay raise were seriously equal partners in my decision.

and then i got here a measly three weeks later and it snowed everyday for 7 months straight.

and that totally sucked.

but when June came i thought it was in the clear.

i wasn’t.

turns out they get MASSIVE RAINS here. i mean M.A.S.S.I.V.E. massive.

and then, when things start to dry out, you think ‘maybe i can sleep with my window open tonight, seing as how it’s summer and dry out.’

that would be a stupid thought though, because apparently despite the area’s June month, it gets d*mn cold here at night.

and now my throat hurts.

and im applying for jobs in mexico while practicing my spanish on my lunch breaks. seriously. i NEED to be somewhere warmer.

wish me luck. or as they say in espanol: wish me buena suerte.

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blah

June 11, 2008 Crystal im cool, medium

because it’s my blog and i can makes lists if i want to.

things that suck about life:

•sore throats

•gas prices

•not having a dish washer

•boring meetings

•my inability to avoid typos

•having a bunch of friends who haven’t seen “sex and the city,” therfore putting me a position where i can’t talk about THE most amazing movie eva.

•swim-suit season

•tomatoes making people sick

•eating out when you’re vegan

•my salary 

•racist people not liking barack obama

•floods (luckily this has only happened to other people thus far, and i live on the second floor so i feel pretty safe. but still, i feel sad for the victims)

•motzerella not being vegan

•not being able to fall asleep even when im tired

•Reno 911. (seriously, who watches this show?)

 ya. that pretty much sums it up for tonight.

any one want to add anything?

 

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