cheese – The only certainty is bad grammar

random list of thoughts, because im too tired to think in paragraph

August 11, 2008 Crystal im cool, medium

· I’ve totally become an NPR addict. I’m not sure if this makes me cool or old.

· I’m so done with people thinking something must be wrong with me if im single. maybe something’s wrong with all the guys i meet. gawd.

· i bought a super cute black shirt for work from target. i liked it so much that i went back yesterday and bought it in purple.

· i also bought it in blue.

· holy freaking crap cheese is GOOD! have you guys tried this stuff? i mean, it’s seriously delicious. it’s kind of like heaven, but yellow.

· i pray every night.

· mostly for lower gas prices.

· don’t get me wrong, I give a shout out for world peace too.

· having a tuesday off makes me feel like im ditching class tomorrow. love it.

· i want to be ana marie cox when i grow up.

· when im rich im totally buying hair extensions.

· im pretty excited about my redesinged blog. the rain drops make me smile.

· do you think anyone makes anything i could use as a shoe rack in my car? because piling them up on the passenger seat isn’t really working for me. (i leave all my heels in the car and switch back and forth with my flips during the day, if you’re wondering why i have a closet in my escourt).

· my roommate did my laundry yesterday and i gave her an extra month of rent no questions asked. ok. seriously folks, if you want to marry me, just do my laundry.

· and give me cheese.

· Im pretty sad that Bernie Mac died. I hadn’t even gotten over Heath Ledger’s death yet.

· im totally going to get a banana split after i write this.

· or maybe something with a hot brownie. mmmm. brownies.

· im turning 25 in 14 days. im not sure if that makes me cool or old.

i hate eating out because i have trust issues

March 24, 2008 Crystal anti-meat, medium

i went to one of my favorite restaurants today (beware, it’s a little white-trashy). (cough) Denny’s. (cough)

mainly it was because if i eat any more mexican food im going to cry and i know they have boca burgers there. and like a good little vegan i ordered one. without cheese. and requested that they not butter on anything. and i DID have coke, but other than that and the high fructose corn syrup in the ketchup i was pretty healthy.

but now i feel like crap. so im thinking the waitress didn’t take me seriously when i said “NO BUTTER.”

my stomach is doing flip-flops. the only possible explanation is that there WAS butter on the bun. or chesse. or eggs. im not sure. but i hate that restaurant now.

and ever since i’ve become a vegan i don’t want to eat out anywhere. at all. even if the restaurant was called Veganrestaurant i wouldn’t want to eat there because the chefs would probably put cheese on things and then exclaim “oh! cheese isn’t vegan?!” and then i would feel like crap 20 minutes after the meal.

and no. it’s not in my head. this is a real problem.

the only thing is, eating out is so d*mn social in this country.

so… i challenge you readers: tell me things i can do with people that don’t involve food, but do involve talking (see how i just disqualified movies) and getting out of the house. please. my social life depends on it.

im so screwed

March 18, 2008 Crystal anti-meat, medium

here’s the problem, it’s not like im CRAVING cheese. i just kind of think my body is.

i can tell because im dizzy. a lot. and im pretty sure that since it started when i gave up chesse it’s related to the whole vegan thing (although i can’t be sure.)

im kind of dizzy right now. (true story)

but i know TOO much about the dairy industry to turn back now. frick! what the crap am i going to do?

also, im having trouble concentrating. and it’s happening at work (only at the end of the day). im pretty sure it’s because im always dizzy. (not certain, just pretty sure.)

im taking my b-12 supplement like a good little vegan. and DON’T WORRY! i gets TONS of protein in my microwavable vegan dinners. but maybe my body just NEEDS some cheese to function or something. or maybe it’s sick of fruit. (again, i can’t be sure)

im so screwed. and dizzy.

UPDATE: oh ya, and also, i kind of just want to sleep all the time.