i would just like to take this moment to remind everyone that when i interviewed for my current job in wisconsin it was like 80 degrees.
PEOPLE! it’s the d*mn reason i moved here. that, and the pay raise. but the weather and the pay raise were seriously equal partners in my decision.
and then i got here a measly three weeks later and it snowed everyday for 7 months straight.
and that totally sucked.
but when June came i thought it was in the clear.
turns out they get MASSIVE RAINS here. i mean M.A.S.S.I.V.E. massive.
and then, when things start to dry out, you think ‘maybe i can sleep with my window open tonight, seing as how it’s summer and dry out.’
that would be a stupid thought though, because apparently despite the area’s June month, it gets d*mn cold here at night.
and now my throat hurts.
and im applying for jobs in mexico while practicing my spanish on my lunch breaks. seriously. i NEED to be somewhere warmer.
wish me luck. or as they say in espanol: wish me buena suerte.
I have no friends and I can prove it — I have nobody to walk with.
Even though the weather is finally nice enough to melt ice in this stupid state, and i REALLY want to go for a walk with someone cool — I cant.
and walking alone is lame.
and running hurts my knees.
and rollar blading is HARD!
and my bike is in Illinois.
so instead im blogging. even though i don’t really think that’s helping my calves. or my abs.
UPDATE: apparenlty I do HAVE at least one friend. maybe she’ll walk with me? huh? huh?
ok. ok. i’ve been complaining about the weather foreva! and it’s finally warming up (and by warming up i mean 27 degrees) so i should be happy.
BUT there’s a little byproduct of the hotter temperatures — my car kind of smells. and i KNEW that not cleaning the outside for the past 17 months would result in a permant layer of gray salt, but i forgot that not cleaning the INSIDE would result in hidden smells.
and the cold temperatures apparently fooled me into thinking that all the garbage in my car was fragrance-free. ahhh. but it’s not. it’s so not. and i NEED to clean it out. but now it’s that weird time of year when it’s warm enough to make old food smell, but cold enough that i don’t want to take the time to futz around in my little green escourt (with many hard-to-reach sections) looking for whatever is causing the problem.
and i know all you people are going to think im gross now. but I swear im not. im just adverse to the cold. really. swear. as soon as oshkosh sees a
40 35-degree day, i’ll dig around and find out the root all smells. swear.